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October 27th, 2009 
dil ka arman ansoon main bah gay
dil ka arman ansoon main bah gay
hum gali main thay gali main rah gay
light chali gayi or jo baat un sy kahni thi
wo un ki ammi sy kah gay
Giving money
Giving money
and power to government,
is like giving Wine's bottle and car keys to teenage boy.
~SoldieR For Dream Angel~
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghijal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga dithi
Girl; mom ye samne wala larka muje dekta hai to me
Girl; mom ye samne wala larka muje dekta hai to mera breezer tight ho jata hai.
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Mom; dont worry ab ki baar brezer tora neeche karo saale ka underwear tight ho jai ga