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1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
October 31st, 2009 
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:
Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
0300 2711 588
Arz kia hy…
Arz kia hy…
AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE …
AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE …
Wah.. Wah..
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AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE… ;->
ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!
ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!
V can use tears as a threat. ;->
Most guys wont hit us. ;->
V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->
V slap hard. ;->
V're tempting. ;->
V dont have to pay fo
Golden Words:
Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye
Magar
us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->
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Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se D
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai…
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. 🙂
3 shakh piknic py gay to wahan ja k yad aya k peps
3 shakh piknic py gay to wahan ja k yad aya k pepsi to ghar reh gai hay to unhon ne decide kiya k chota shakh ja k pepsi ly k aay ga to chota shakh bola k main 1 sharat py jaon ga k mery any tak tum log smosy nai khao gy unhon ne kaha thek hy 1 hour guzra
Man 2 Thanedar: Sir zindgi mein kabi haraam khaya
Man 2 Thanedar: Sir zindgi mein kabi haraam khaya ap nay.
Thanedar:bas aik dafa….
ghar say khana aa gia tha wo khana para.
Amal say zindgi banti hai janat b jahanam b.
Amal say zindgi banti hai janat b jahanam b.
aay faisal apni qismat mein na noori hai na peeno hai.