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October 31st, 2009 
Chuk lo razaiyan aa gai thand,
Chuk lo razaiyan aa gai thand,
hath tay pao dastanay tay boway kr lo band,
kha kha k mongphailiya pa dyo gandh,
Meri tarfo yaro tano
"Happy Thand"
TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?
TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?
Main naha rha hon
Tum naha rhe ho
Wo naha rhi hy
Ham sab naha rhe hyn
STUDENT:sir, ye
BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?
TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?
Main naha rha hon
Tum naha rhe ho
Wo naha rhi hy
Ham sab naha rhe hyn
STUDENT:sir, ye
BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy sudde
After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.
Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?
Boy
DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)
Find ur Japanese Name:
Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..
A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
S=ari<
If
If
You
Even
Dream
Of
Defeating Or Beating
Me …
You
Better
Wake Up
n
Apologize ..
I'll Forgive … Coz
M Humble Na … 😉
SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.
SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.
In The End,
He does not die, But
Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and
Titanic on the other hand. 🙂
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Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.
Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.
Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!
Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->
Everything is
Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"… ;->
/GooD MorninG\
Have a Blessed Day (:->
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