Funny SMS

Girl's father: mein ne chahta k meri beti tamam umar aik bewaqoof k sath rahy.
Boy:isliye to me isy yahan se leny aya hun

3 fastest ways of communication are
1. Tele-phone
2. Tele-vision
and
3. Tell-a-woman

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

Dad 2Son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger? S:I strt cleanin toilet D:How it satisfy u? S:I clean it with ur toothbrush

ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR "MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY. SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay… Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay… Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay… Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay…

Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari hain!

God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.

Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota