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A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I
November 22nd, 2009 
A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?
Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->
1 Pathan Ki
1 Pathan Ki
10 Betiya'n Thi'n,
Phir Ja Kar Us K Haan 1 Beta Hua
Pathan Ne Us Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?
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Zarurat Khan =P 😉
"Every woman needs a husband
"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute…..
Something goes wrong which
she can't blame on
God or Government." =P =D
5 frogs r sitting on a log.
5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
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Still 5 left..
Moral:
There's a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:
A Beautiful Girl is
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.
Marriage is like a public toilet
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
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Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.
Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P 😉
Doctor:
Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!
Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen
Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?
Doctor:
Jab mein aaon… =P ;->
Beautiful Girls Don't Like to Study Because..
Beautiful Girls Don't Like to Study Because….
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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.
Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. 🙂