Funny SMS

Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata

Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata

Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga

Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata … ;->

tum ko dekha tu ye khiyal aaya.
tum ko dekha tu ye khiyal aaya.

bekar mai apna petrol zaya karaya.

Ye Jo Muhabbat hai ye us ka hai kaam.
PaPa k paisay udaay aai na koi kaam.
aesay he tu hain aaj kal k hum nojawan.

1pagal 2nd Se
Hath Ma Cigrete Daba K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma Kia Ha?
2pagal:
Train.
1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Tmare Hath Ma Se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->

A Fact About Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband's Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can't See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car 😀

Cho0se one number;

10

20

30

40

50

60

70

80

90

100

Then
i will tell you
Nothing
Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga … ;->

"SamEeR" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!

Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..

Dont Delete dis iz real,

1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal g

Facts Abt Me:

Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2
Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me
When I Threw An Apple On Newton He Knew Abt Gravity

0300 2711 588

My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It's Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong …" ;->

yar ko hum ne jabaja dekha
yar ko hum ne jabaja dekha
yar ko hum ne jabaja dekha

Buhut bura hoa Khwah ma khwah deka