Funny SMS
To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.
December 6th, 2009 
Grammar teacher: Pappu larkion se baat nahi karta.
Grammar teacher: Pappu larkion se baat nahi karta.
es sentense me pappu kia hai??
Student; Sir, pappu chutia hai..
Aik shakhs hospital me ro raha tha…
Aik shakhs hospital me ro raha tha…
sardar: ro q rahe ho?
Admi: blood test karana hai ungly katni pare gi.
ye sun k sardar b ro para.
Admi ne pocha; tum q ro rahe ho?
Sardar: May ne peshab test karane hai………
Judge; kia ap wo jaga bata sakte ho jahan ap ki bv
Judge; kia ap wo jaga bata sakte ho jahan ap ki bv k sath rape hua tha?
Sardar ne apni bv ki sarhi uthain underware neechay kia aur bola,
.
ETHAY MY LORD ETHAY…
Man runs home and shouts:
Man runs home and shouts:
"Pack your Bag Honey!
I just won 10 million dollars in the lottary."
Wife: "Do I pack for the Beach or the Resort?"
Man: Who Cares Just Pack and Get Lost…
Larki ko Propose Karnay ka Sharifana Tareeqa:
Larki ko Propose Karnay ka Sharifana Tareeqa:
.
.
.
.
Main Tumhare sath HAJJ Karna Chahta Hoon. 🙂
GOLDEN WORDS
GOLDEN WORDS
Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,
us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai…
-William Mufta
Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai
Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai
Idhar B 'situm' ho Gaya hai
Udher B 'situm' ho Gaya hai
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.;-)
Humein tu kuthOon ne katha sherOon main kahan dam
Humein tu kuthOon ne katha sherOon main kahan dam tha….
JaHaN se kata Buhut Be Sharam Ho k Kata>>>
0321-8131290