Funny SMS
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S.R-C
January 13th, 2011 
agar aap bht baray dil walay hain tu jald hi apna ilaaj krwa lein Q k bara dil hony sy heart_A_tack ho sakta hai
Baba raamdev k medically Toth-kay
S.R-C
Ek pathan dinner set lene gaya Dukaandar nay kaha k khan sahab ye dinner set dekh lo bht acha hai ye full kanch ka hai
Pathan gussay main bola hum kaisay maan lein humein ye toor k dekhaoo:O
S.R-C
India mein 1 actor audition dene aya
Karan johar:ap ka kiya naam hai
Larka:kamzoor Kapoor
Karan Johar:ye kaisa naam hai
Larka:jab shakti kapoor hai tu kamzoor kapoor Q nh ho sakta:O
S.R-C
Pathan t.v lene gaya.
Shop Keeper: Khan sahab ye sony t.v dekho 100 chennel wala hai aur aj kal bhut chal b rha hai.
Pathan: ye chalta h?
Shop Keeper: haan khan sahab ye chalta ha.
Pathan: phr tou ise hi pack kar do aj hum ise pe baith kar ghar jaye ga.
main
jazz menu may kusamdeed, mangani kay leye aik dabye, shaadi kay leye do, talaka kay leye teen aur bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye
Biryaani
Mere Doston Ki Pehchaan Ihni Mushkil Nhi Hai
Faraz,
Woh Sabse Aage Hote Hain Jahaan \”Biryaani\”Taqseem Hoti Hai.
(\’.\’) Ooye Menu
<((--<~~Bhi De,
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Laila
Lailasheikh34@yahoo.com
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Paani
Doctor:Bache Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Dena Chahiye,
Sardar:Woh To Thek Hai Par Ubaalne Se Bacha Mar To Nhi Jaayega….
Lailasheikh34@yahoo.com
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\”Thapper\”
Sardar To Doctor: Aapne Nurse bhut Achi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagte Hi Me Thek Hogaya,
Doctor:Jaanta Hoon Thapper Ki Awaaz Yahaan Tak Aaye Thi….
Lailasheikh34@yahoo.com
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Pehchan
Ek admi k ghar ek darwaish aya
woh asal men darwaish ni tha bal k ek aam sa jhoota admi tha
os admi ko pta tha k yh jhoot moot ka darwaish bna howa hai par os ki bivi man_nay ko tayar nhi thi . Par os admi ne apni bivi ko kaha k beghum tm naqab men rehna jb darwaish g aaen .
Os ne aisa e kya laykin darwaish ko bht gusa aya os ne kaha ya alah yh kya ho rha hai log tere bnday se parda kar rahay hain jb k aakhrat k din main ne e in ko dozakh se bchana hai ab main kaise pehchano ga k mere mureed kaon hain tb aurat ronay lagi aur apna naqab otar dia darwaish dil e dil men muskurane laga tbi os k khawand ne ek chako nikala aur kaha darwaish g hamen ap ki nak katni hai darwaish bola kyn os ne kaha akhrat k din to sb k peer hn ham ap ko kaise pehchane gay is liay ap ki nak kati hoi daykh kar ap ko pehchanen gay
MsS 0313 440 4654
Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi
\”Beta Jaldi se Ye Halwa Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun gi
Jab us orat ne 4th bar ye hi alfaaz bole to MOLVi ghusse se Bola:
\”O baji gee Jaldi Fesla Karo,
Halway k chakkar me mai 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hun