Funny SMS

To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

SANTA: "I Love U"

December 11th, 2009     Funny SMS

SANTA: "I Love U"
Means Kya Hota H?

GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun

SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"
😀

0300 2711 588

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Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,

December 10th, 2009     Funny SMS

Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,
Tumara Favrate Actress Kon Hai.
To Pathan Ne Kaha.
Katreena
Kareena
Pretty
Prianka
Amisha
Aur

Shahid Kapoor.

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ROz naya kapde penkar meri rhe gurzar se gurzar ja

December 10th, 2009     Funny SMS

ROz naya kapde penkar meri rhe gurzar se gurzar jati ho
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Wah wAh
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ROz naya kapde penkar meri rhe gurzar se gurzar jati ho,
Meri jaan sach sach batao ye kapde kaha se churati ho.

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Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?

December 10th, 2009     Funny SMS

Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?
TT: 9 Bajy
Pathan: Local?
TT: 1 Bajy
Pathan: Maal gari
TT: 12 Bajy

TT: Mgr jana kahan hy
Pathan: Patri Pe Susu Kerni Hy ;->

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Batao France K Log Chai Main

December 10th, 2009     Funny SMS

Batao France K Log Chai Main

Chammach Dal Kar Anti-Clockwise

Q Ghumate Hyn??

Dere's A Logic

No Answer??

I Tell U

Cheeni Milane Krne K Liye.. ;-&

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Man To Pathan:

December 10th, 2009     Funny SMS

Man To Pathan:
Why r U Throwing
Bricks Into The Water ???

Pathan:
Em Trying To Solve A Mystery
The Bricks r
"RECTANGULAR"
And
The Waves r
"CIRCULAR" … ;->

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A Wedding

December 10th, 2009     Funny SMS

A Wedding

Is Just Like

A Funeral

Except That

You Get To

Smell Your

Own Flowers …

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How Can A Father

December 10th, 2009     Funny SMS

How Can A Father

Make His Daughter

Walk On The Street

Looking Down The Earth??

Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms

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Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?

December 10th, 2009     Funny SMS

Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st.

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081209

December 10th, 2009     Funny SMS

081209

Guess What is This?

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! 🙂

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