Funny SMS

Written In a RESTAURANT:

\”All Our Waiters Are Married.
They Know,
How To Take Orders_!i!\”….;-)!

Sameer 0333-2422-422

Love can neither created nor destroyed, it can only changed from one girl frined to another,the boy will remain constant,

Bacha apni ami se gol gapy wala aya hai mein gol gapy khaon ga.
Maa:haan tu beta ye lo paise aur gol gapy le aao.

Bacha:nahi ami aap b chalein
Maa:kyun beta
Bacha:gol gapy wala kehta hai

aana baabo aanna gol gapy khana
gol gapy khana ammi jaan ko bhi lana:)

Teacher;batao 2 ko 6 sy plus kren gy tou kya ans aye ga

Bacha;mis pata nahi
Teacher:socho beta
Bacha:miss miss ami kehti hain ziyada mat socha karo
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Kyun k ziyada sochne se baal safeed ho jaaty hian.

agar mery baal safeed ho gaye tou mery sy larkiyan kese patein gi:)

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,
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Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
…Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa
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Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!
Sameer 0333-2422422

Height Of Nalaiq Pun…
Dad: Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
Son: Paper Was Tough!
Dad: Widout Going, How Did U Know?
Son: Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!:-)
Sameer 0333-2422422

Teacher :
Y R U Late..?

All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!!

Student :

\”Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir…

Sher To Akela Ata Hai… =P ;->
Sameer 0333-2422422

Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kre Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To,
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Shohar Ko Chahye K Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre,
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Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le… =P

\”Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke\” ;->
Sameer 0333-2422422

Sardar pathan se:Wether report mein bataya hai k kaal shabnaam giry gi.

Pathan:oyee oyee zabardast news di hai tm ne ab bas ye batao k shabnaam kahan se giry gi:O

Sardar pathan se:tm subha kab uth ta hai.
Pathan:hum subha 4:30 pe uth ta hai.

Sardar:par hum tmharay ghr ki taraf sy 11:00 am pe guzar ta hai tutmhare ami kehta hai k woh so raha hai.

Pathan. haan tou subha 4.30 pe uth k pishaab kr k so jata hai:)