Funny SMS
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Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati
December 24th, 2009 
Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati
Father: Tujhe kese pata?
Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"
kaha 2 thappad marti hai
Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai
Pani Puri wale k paas.
A l w a y s
A l w a y s
R e m e m b e r !!
Be nice to people until you have made your
"First Million Bucks"
After That,
People will be nice to you… =P 😉
The SMS Of The Year 2009:
The SMS Of The Year 2009:
Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.
Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. 🙂
Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:
Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. 🙂
Sardar
Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,
Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!
If YOU
If YOU
Love
Someone
Just
Dont't
Tell
B'coz
Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor…
wo kyon sazaa bhugte
pathan gando hai,
pathan gando hai,
pathan kamina hai,
pathan nalaik hai,
par jo bhi hai pathan sms me famous hai…
Marriage is like a public toilet
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..