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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to
December 27th, 2009 
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
QUETTA PRINCESS
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my ro
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
QUETTA PRINCESS
He came at night,
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
QUETTA PRINCESS
Press down……down
more……ok……more……yes……ahh…….yes……almost
there……yeah……oh shit……harder……so good! Yeah, that's textual
intercourse!
QUETTA PRINCESS
_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_
_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_
A n y b o d y
C a n
Q u i t
S m o k i n g
B u t
I t
T a k e s
A
R e a l
M a n
T o
F i g h t
L u n g
C a n c e r …
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"
Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya… 🙂
~ T r u t h ~
~ T r u t h ~
Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way … ;->