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1 sardar USA gya.

December 28th, 2009     Funny SMS

1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
'Tannn'
Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola,''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai"

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Position of a Husband

December 28th, 2009     Funny SMS

Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor…
0300 2711 588

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Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha.

December 28th, 2009     Funny SMS

Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha.

Dhoom do (2)

Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga

"PAA DO"
0300 2711 588

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WhEre wAs lOvE BorN????

December 28th, 2009     Funny SMS

WhEre wAs lOvE BorN????

Guess
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IN CHINA
.

Because it has no guarantee no warante….!!!!

Chaly to Chand tk NAe to Sham TAk……!!!

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V e r y

December 28th, 2009     Funny SMS

V e r y
T r u e …

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly … =P 😉

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Intelligent ho??, to jawab do.

December 28th, 2009     Funny SMS

Intelligent ho??, to jawab do.

God, Mother, One, Ball.

In 4 alfaaz ko aysy milay k pakistan ki mash-hor shakhsiat ka naam bnay?

for answer: 0300 2711 588

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Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

December 28th, 2009     Funny SMS

Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.

Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. 🙂

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Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun .

December 28th, 2009     Funny SMS

Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun …
…..JAn|xXx…..

Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar
Gold Leaf To
Pila… =P ;->

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1 bacha Train sa khel raha tha or keh raha tha:

December 28th, 2009     Funny SMS

1 bacha Train sa khel raha tha or keh raha tha:
"jis kutty ko charhna hai chrh jae aur jis kaminy ko utarna hai utar jae"
ye dekh kr us k bap na train la kr rakh di or kaha galian nahin nikltay kuch der bad dekha k bcha khamosh betha hai t

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“jab barish ho to bahir betha karo,

December 28th, 2009     Funny SMS

“jab barish ho to bahir betha karo,
tumhari qismet khul jaye gi .
kismet na badli to kya hua.
kam sa kam…
SHAKAL to dhul jaye gi..

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