Funny SMS
To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.
U r 70% beautiful
January 1st, 2010 
U r 70% beautiful
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U r 75% sweet
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U r 85% naughty
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U r 90% cute
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U r 100% lovely
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Total:70+75+85+90+100=420 oye tusi tai 420 nkly
Kilometers are shorter than miles.
Kilometers are shorter than miles.
Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
*Money is Nothing,But for Everything*
Shyness has a strange element of narcissism,
Shyness has a strange element of narcissism,
a belief that how we look, how we perform,
is truly important to other people.
*Money is Nothing,But for Everythign*
Naye saal ke khushi mein tamam students ke liye Kh
Naye saal ke khushi mein tamam students ke liye Khush-Khabri
5 rupia
5 rupia
5 rupia
Ab na karo tv pe news ka intezar
Na dosto se poocho bar bar
pehle se he ho jao tayyar
aaj he khareed lo mere yaar
Let's boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.
Let's boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.
We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. 😉
Best error message of the century…..!!!!
Best error message of the century…..!!!!
An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue… ;->
Under The Black Cloth,
Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn
Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!
Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na
Matlab
Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. 🙂