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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Any Man Who Can Drive Safely

January 2nd, 2010     Funny SMS

Any Man Who Can Drive Safely
While Kissing A Girl
Is
Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention

It Deserves . . .

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Here Is Some Career Advice

January 2nd, 2010     Funny SMS

Here Is Some Career Advice

First, Listen To Your Heart

Then

Listen To Your Brains

Then

Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->

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Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD

January 2nd, 2010     Funny SMS

Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD

Off course GIRLS Are The First . . . ! ! !
But The Fact Is That
Both Are BEAUTIFULL . . . ;->

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Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?

January 2nd, 2010     Funny SMS

Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?
Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao
Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo
Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro
Phir
Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->

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1 ActressDukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se:

January 2nd, 2010     Funny SMS

1 ActressDukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se:

"Yaar Ye Mard Kitni Jaldi badal Jate Hyn, Kal Tak Chaudry Sahab Mujhe Itne Ache Lagte Thay, Itne Pyare Lagte Thay k Kia Bataon?
Magar Ab Unki Shakal Dekhne Ko Dil Nahi Kerta" ;->

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kool………

January 2nd, 2010     Funny SMS

kool………

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Under The Black Cloth,

January 1st, 2010     Funny SMS

Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn

Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na

Matlab

Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. 🙂

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Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

January 1st, 2010     Funny SMS

Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?

Student: To Get Good Marks! 🙂

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*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*

January 1st, 2010     Funny SMS

*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*

Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay… =P =D

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Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa…

January 1st, 2010     Funny SMS

Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa…

Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!

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