Funny SMS

Kuch apnay muqadar mein andharay tha "faraz"
Kuch "wapda walon sa un ki bahen ka rishta maang bethay.
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Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge,
Aapne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,

Or

Na bhi gire to?

1 laat hum denge.
😀

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good morning from
3idiots
Are bhaiya All iz well

Parent:How did you write your exam?

Son:they have given the questions which I don't know.

So I wrote answers which they don't know..!!

*__zindagi to youn bhi kat jaye gi

zehra. . . /

*__hasrat-e-zindagi tha wo sharte zindagi nahi !!!

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Drinking tea quenches thirst,
relieves indigestion,
clears the throat,
reduces sleepiness,
brightens eyesight,
promotes thinking,
eliminates anguish and cuts down grease.
One cannot live a day without tea.

An onion can make people cry,
but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

*.No World for Poors.*

Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua

Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho Gi?

Student:Pehlay Ye To Btain K

Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?

Thak
Thak
Thak.
G Kon?
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain.
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?"
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain"

Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,
Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha!

Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho,

Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?