Flirt SMS

Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se Warna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen Se Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se Lekin Bat Banegi Narmeen Se Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se Nahi To Shayad Nosheen Se Or Hosakta Hai K

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

boy:agr me margya to kia tm dosri shadi karogi?
girl:nhi main apni behan kay sath rehlungi,
girl;or agr main mar gayi to?
boy;to main bhi tumhari BEHAN k sath rehlunga!

yeh jo haseno ke baal hote hai,ladko ko phasane ke jaal hote hai, pii jati hai saara khoon ladko ka, tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai

Uss ko ehsas dilaya to milta he naheen,
Ajnabi tha to roz milla karta tha….

Nahi rakhte hum vafa ki ummid kise se Bhi, hum ne har dum bewafai jo pai hai, mat dhundh hamare jism pe zakhm k nishan, hum ne har chot dil pe khai hai..!!

Nahi rakhte hum vafa ki ummid kise se Bhi, hum ne har dum bewafai jo pai hai, mat dhundh hamare jism pe zakhm k nishan, hum ne har chot dil pe khai hai..!!

Who inkar kar te hain ikrar ke liye Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyaar ke liye Ulti chal chal te hain yeh ishq wale Ankhein band karte hai deedar ke liye