Flirt SMS

Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho,
to samjh lena ke app

common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan

Be Careful!
aap ko kissi unknown number se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki
mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi.
please dekhay bina delete kar dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se
log deewanay ho chukay hain

Tum Kehti Ho Mujhay…. Phoolon Say Pyaar Hai….? Magar Jab Phool Khiltay Hain To Unhain Tehni Say Tor Dalti Ho…. Tum Kehti Ho Mujhay Baarishoon Say Pyaar Hai…? Magar Jab Baarish Hoti Hai To Chuppti Phirti Ho…. Tum Kehti Ho Mujhay Hawaoon Say Pyaar

Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
K
Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
K
Pyar itna karo
K
Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye………

Dil kar raha hai keh….
aaj tumhein akeiley mein…
le ja kar…
apney hontoon se eik…
kis…
kis…
kis..
kiss…
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….

A – U"r Attractive
B – U"r D Best
C – U"r Cute
D – U"r Dear 2 me
E – U"r Excellent
F – U"r Funny
G – U"r Gud Looking
H – He He He
I – I"m
J – Just K – Kidding

Gals r generally naughty.
Naughty ppl r punished n r not given things coz they have been naughty.
Boys r good.
So they have all the fun.

Moral of the story:- Bcoz of naughty gals,

Guys have all d fun. 😉

yuhi kabhi sapno ko dilse lagaya karo,kisi ke khwabon mein aaya jaya karo; jab bhi ji ho ki koi tumhe bhi manaye, bas hume yaad karke rooth jaaya karo…

Tere hote hue bhi tenhai mili hai,Wafa kar ke bhi bewafai mili hai…. Jitni dua ki tumhe paane ki.Us se jzada judai mili hai….

Kisi ne hume aashiq kaha,Kisi ne hume diwana kaha…. In aankhon me aansu tab aaye,Jab apno ne hume begana kaha….