Cool SMS

Ajj Bhi Wo Taqdus bhari raat mehki howi hai WASi
MAin ksi main koi mujh main dhalta raha chand jalta raha

Uski Mohabbat Ka Tareeka Kuch Aur Hai
Kehta Wo Aur Hai Kerta Kuch Aur Hai
Jo Us Pe Beeti Hai Wo B Maloom Hai Mujhe
Jab Uss Se Pochta Hon Batata Kuch Aur Hai.

Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose kiya,
to ladki ne uske praposel ko thukra diya,
uska dost ye sab dekh raha tha,
or dusre us ladke se kahta he ki us ladki ne tumhare praposel ko thukra diya fir bhi tum udas kyu nahi ho?
Wo ladka kahta he,
me

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.
The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,
'Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river.'
The little girl said, 'No, Dad. You hol

While Dad Was Polishing His New Car,

His 4 Yr Old Son Picked Stone & Scratched Lines On The Side Of The Car.

In His Anger, Dad Took The Child's Hand & Hit It Many Times, Not

Realizing He Was Using A Wrench.

One Nite A Girl And Boy Were Going In The Car

There Was Complete Silence

Both Of Them Stayed Quiet For Long

The Girl Then Gave Him A Chit.Boy B4 Reading It Told The Girl

(Wid Embarassing Expressions)

Dat He Wants 2 Leave

once a guy who recently had a breakoff wid her girlfriend was asked………..
have u left your girlfriend or she left you???
he smiled and answered …………..

LOVE LEFT US !!!!!!

Love and death are 2 un-invited guests
When will they come nobody knows
But both have similar effects
One takes the heart
&
Other takes its beats.

koi tum say poochay kon hoon main.tum keh daina koi khas nahi.ik dost hai kacha paka sa.ik jhoot hai aadha sacha sa.jazbaat ko dhanpay ik parda.bus aik bahana acha sa.jevan ka aisa sathi hai jo door na ho kar pas nahi.koi tum say poochay kon hoon main.tum

Hum Roze nashe mai hote hainOr SHAM guzar jati haiEk din aisa Ayega K Sham nashe mai HogiOr Hum Guzar Jainge…..