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JADEED TALEEMI MUHAWREY:
JADEED TALEEMI MUHAWREY:
Science se gira arts me atka,
fail hote ko practicles ka sahara,
dost wo jo imtehan me kaam aae,
gya sal phr hath ata nhi,
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teacher:btao nisaar kese peda hua?
teacher:btao nisaar kese peda hua?
student:jawani jan-e-mann, haseen dilruba,mile do dil jawan,nisaar hogya (92-343-4676157)
Yeh keh kr Pathaan ne ladkiyoun pe truck charrha d
Yeh keh kr Pathaan ne ladkiyoun pe truck charrha diya Faraaz,
'Bachna ay haseenoun, Lo mai aagya..!'
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ek shaks ko ye number khwab me nzr aya to usne 100 ka ezyload krdia,ek ghante me usey1000 ka note para mila,dusre ne jhut smjha to uska mobile gum ho gya,1Larki ne50 ka load krwaya,3din me uska england se rishta a gya,mera kaam tha btana,aa
na jaane kub taare toot jayen,
na jaane kub taare toot jayen,
na jaane kub aansu chhoott jayen,
kch pal humare sath b hans lo,
na jaane kub tmhare daant toot jayen..:)
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Sardar: mai tere 64 k 64 daant tor dunga,
Sardar: mai tere 64 k 64 daant tor dunga,
pas khara admy bola:daant to 32hote hen,
sardar:mje pta tha,tu zarur bole ga,my ne tere b sath mila k btaye thy923434676157
Mai to bs yunhi family k sath gana sun rha tha Far
Mai to bs yunhi family k sath gana sun rha tha Faraaz,
Aankhen shrm se neechy hogaen,jb suna this song iz brought2u by touch-condoms.
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Wafa ki talaash thi mujhhe barsoun Se Faraaz,
Wafa ki talaash thi mujhhe barsoun Se Faraaz,
Bazaar se jaa ke main kutta khareed laaya..
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