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kai marey ya jhuti chahat hai, ya marey kismat may hay kami, darya kay dou kenaray hai, sang chal kay be milay na kabhi

A sardar went to museum. there he broke a statue.

Officer: u have broken five thousand years old statue.

Sardar:
Thanks God1

maen samjha nwaan C…

Pathan Dirving on wrong side of Road
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He Became Upset

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Said

===SHIT===

aaj phir late ho gaya

saare log wapis jaa rahe hain…

Zindagi men 2 heezen kismat walon ko milti hain
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1st acha or mukhlis dost
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2nd meetha kharbooza.

Shekh sahib ko electric current laga!
Bivi: sheikh sahib ap theek hain?
Sheikh:
main theek hon bahir dekho unit kitnay giray hain.???

Larka: aa apni beti ki shaadi mujh se kar den main aap ko us k wazan k barabar sona donga

Sheikh: mujhe waqt do:

Boy: Sochne k liae

Sheikh: nahi apni beti ka wazan barhane k liae

Admi tahajud prhnay k baad Dua mangta hy
Mola sb so rahe hain or main Teri ibadat kar raha hon
Sath wali charpai se awaz ai
"BEGHAIRTA' apni Dua man saadi shikayat na la

Admi tahajud prhnay k baad Dua mangta hy
Mola sb so rahe hain or main Teri ibadat kar raha hon
Sath wali charpai se awaz ai
"BEGHAIRTA' apni Dua man saadi shikayat na la

Admi tahajud prhnay k baad Dua mangta hy
Mola sb so rahe hain or main Teri ibadat kar raha hon
Sath wali charpai se awaz ai
"BEGHAIRTA' apni Dua man saadi shikayat na la

Larka: aa apni beti ki shaadi mujh se kar den main aap ko us k wazan k barabar sona donga

Sheikh: mujhe waqt do:

Boy: Sochne k liae

Sheikh: nahi apni beti ka wazan barhane k liae