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Ek pathan aur sardar ki khoob pitai hui
Dono Birthday party me muft ka khana khatay hue pakry gaye aur kehne lagay:

"Hum larki walon ki taraf se hain" ;

Tum se bichry to malom hua k mot b koe chez hy Faraz..
Zindagi wo thi jo hum teri mehfil me guzar aye….!

Nazar mai zulmat badan mai thandak, jamal kitna ajeeb sa tha

Mai uski chahat mai ghar se nikla to haal kitna ajeeb sa tha

Na maine use khatoot likhe na usne meri pannah chahi

Dono ko apni bekhudi pay malal kitna ajeeb sa tha

Wo

Ek pathan aur sardar ki khoob pitai hui
Dono Birthday party me muft ka khana khatay hue pakry gaye aur kehne lagay:

"Hum larki walon ki taraf se hain" ;

Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi krogy ya apne se 20 saal bari se?

Studnt:
Sir Depend krta hy K kon Khobsurat hy.
Aapki Beti ya aapki Biwi.

1 pathan Bgair ticket k train ma safar kr rha tha.

Cheker tkt chk krne aya to pathan ne Namaz ki niyat kr le.

Chekr pas beth kr intezar krne lga
Pathan guse se bola.
''100 Rakat Namaz Nafal Lahore tak ALLAH O AKBAR"

helow

hy rain hws u?