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Professor:
July 31st, 2009 
Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi krogy ya apne se 20 saal bari se?
Studnt:
Sir Depend krta hy K kon Khobsurat hy.
Aapki Beti ya aapki Biwi.
Professor:
Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi krogy ya apne se 20 saal bari se?
Studnt:
Sir Depend krta hy K kon Khobsurat hy.
Aapki Beti ya aapki Biwi.
Ankhon k samne har waqt aap ko he paya hai,
Ankhon k samne har waqt aap ko he paya hai,
Dil mein bhi bbus aapko he basaya hai.
Ap k bina hum jiyen gein bhi tu kese…..?
Bhala ZINDAGI k bina bhi koi jee paya hai…
sardar complained 2 police man : sir all item,s ar
sardar complained 2 police man : sir all item,s are missing except the TV in my house ,
police man : why did the thief not take the TV ?
sardar : OH , that,s because I WAS WATCHING IT !!! IJ@Z
Ek pathan aur sardar ki khoob pitai hui
Ek pathan aur sardar ki khoob pitai hui
Dono Birthday party me muft ka khana khatay hue pakry gaye aur kehne lagay:
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Wife:
Wife:
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete
Husband:
Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain hahaha
Singer To His Neighbor:
Singer To His Neighbor:
Whenever I Sing,
Your Dog Starts Barking.
Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,
You Start It First. hehehehe
agar pathan pakistan par saltanat karty to
agar pathan pakistan par saltanat karty to
pakistan ka name =pareshankhan=
currency = zillat,
king = fazool khan,
queen = ghariba khan,
capital = dal dal abad,
timezone= nst(naswar standard time)
adliya= khanakharab
wo kon si cheez he jo
wo kon si cheez he jo
pani ke begair 2 din zinda rahe,
khane ke begair 4 din,
oxygen ke begair 10 minute,
aur naswar ke begair 1 second?
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"pathan"
If you have the talent
If you have the talent
and u have the skill
and u want to do something for others,
then do not waste your time and join LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS