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Sardar: math ke paper main danc kar rha tha

August 1st, 2009     Funny SMS

Sardar: math ke paper main danc kar rha tha
Teachr: Tum kyun Danc kar rahe ho
Sardar: mere Dost ne kaha tha har step ke no milte hai
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M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui

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Ek din Choha Sharab ke Darum main gir giya

August 1st, 2009     Funny SMS

Ek din Choha Sharab ke Darum main gir giya
Nikla to wo Nashe main dhunt tha
Bili ke mou pe apni dom mari
Aur Bola kaho to jan de do Bilo rani
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M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui

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Sardar: Bahi Sahab Ek kala Bulb dena

August 1st, 2009     Funny SMS

Sardar: Bahi Sahab Ek kala Bulb dena
Dkan dar: Ap kale Balb ka kiya karo ge
Sardar: Dopehar main sone ke liye andhera karna hai
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M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiuqi

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send me funnysms on my number 03216251075

August 1st, 2009     New Year SMS

send me funnysms on my number 03216251075

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Hi

July 31st, 2009     Flirt SMS

Hi

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Hi

July 31st, 2009     Cool SMS

Hi

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abcdefghijklmn

July 31st, 2009     Urdu SMS

abcdefghijklmn

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slam

July 31st, 2009     Islamic SMS

slam

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Sardar in a coffee cafe wid wife:

July 31st, 2009     Funny SMS

Sardar in a coffee cafe wid wife:
Sardar: jaldi pee coffee thandi ho jay gi..
Wife: Fir kee ho ga??
Sardar: Bavkoof Rate List dakh
Hot Coffee Rs. 15
Cold Coffee Rs. 45

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1 pathan Bgair ticket k train ma safar kr rha tha.

July 31st, 2009     Funny SMS

1 pathan Bgair ticket k train ma safar kr rha tha.

Cheker tkt chk krne aya to pathan ne Namaz ki niyat kr le.

Chekr pas beth kr intezar krne lga
Pathan guse se bola.
''100 Rakat Namaz Nafal Lahore tak ALLAH O AKBAR"

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