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ok yaar kal a jaoon ga

Hasti Ko Mubabat Mai Fana Kon Kary Ga
Ye Farz Siwe Mere Ada Kon Kare Ga

Hathon Ki Lakeeron Ko Zara Dekh Najoomi
Ye Dekh Mere Saath Wafa Kon Kary Ga

DEHHO NA MOSAM

KITNA SOHANA HAI

BHEGI BARSAT KA B

ZAMANA HAI

AB TO KER DO AIK

ADA SMS KIA BALANCE SUSRAL LE
KAR JANA HAI

wo aksar fursat mein ek kaam karti ha

banaa k aaina hamay salam karti hai

us ke masoom ada'en usse ruswa na kar de

wo likh k mera naam darakhto pe mujhe aam karti ha

us k mathay se ubharta ha subha ka noor

aur andhe

EK bar Sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai …!

aur ja kar darwaza knock karta hai '

Gangubai : Kaun hai?

sardar : main !

Gangubai : main kaun?

sardar : "Tu Gangubai"

marey leya doua karna

yaar khy ho raha ha

AIK SARDAR JI DUKANDAR K PASS JATA HAY AUR KHTA HAY K :
SARDAR JI:BHAI MUJHAY AIK 5 LITRE WALA HABIB COOKING OIL DEY DO COLESTROL FREE.
DUKANDAR: Yeh LAIN.
SARDAR JI: ISS KA GIFT KAHAN HAY.
DUKANDAR: KONSA GIFT.
SARDAR JI: ISS PAY LIKHA HAY

Sardar: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Sardar's wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Sardar: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

AIK SARDAR JI DUKANDAR K PASS JATA HAY AUR KHTA HAY K :
SARDAR JI:BHAI MUJHAY AIK 5 LITRE WALA HABIB COOKING OIL DEY DO COLESTROL FREE.
DUKANDAR: Yeh LAIN.
SARDAR JI: ISS KA GIFT KAHAN HAY.
DUKANDAR: KONSA GIFT.
SARDAR JI: ISS PAY LIKHA HAY