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Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta

August 13th, 2009     Funny SMS

Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->

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August 13th, 2009     Funny SMS

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Aap kAAm bAAd mE kArnA,,
PhELE MEri bAAt SuNLo,,

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Es sms ko itna fwd karo k.

August 13th, 2009     Funny SMS

Es sms ko itna fwd karo k.

Mere dost Farooq tak puhanch jaye

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Yar Farooq wo jo 100 rup leye thay ab wapis kar do…please…=P;->

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Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,

August 13th, 2009     Funny SMS

Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,
Is Liay aP Sab Log Ramzan Shareef Me
Loadsheding Per Sabr Kr K Sachay
Muslman Honay kA Sabot Dain.

ManjAnib
Wapda
K.E.S.C
P.E.P.C.O

Thanx
Regards

Raja Pervaiz Ashra

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On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.

August 13th, 2009     Funny SMS

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.
Wife asks: what r u thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife: Yes
Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wif

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Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai

August 13th, 2009     Funny SMS

Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga

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hi

August 13th, 2009     Urdu SMS

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August 13th, 2009     Good Luck SMS

hi

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Kia hall hay. Main check kar rahan hun keh message

August 13th, 2009     Urdu SMS

Kia hall hay. Main check kar rahan hun keh message jaata ya nahin. Agar yeh message mil jaay to Miscall de dena.

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dil k arman ansuon me beh gye, hum gali main thay

August 13th, 2009     Funny SMS

dil k arman ansuon me beh gye, hum gali main thay gali main reh gay,light chali gai aur jo baat kehni thi larki se, wo uski ammi se keh gay..,geo wapda (some_time1989@yahoo.com 03434094997

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