Latest SMS Messages

1pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya
jb dukndr ko dia to dukndr ne kha topi ni hay
Pathan:ye qauid e azam ki GARMION ki tsveer hy.:-)
(university of sindh)

i love you

Husband: Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL dun..!

Wife :Tum pehle Apni Shalwr badalL Lo Subha se Ulti pehni hui hai.
sindh university

Roshni ho to diya jalta hy,
Shama ho to parwana jalta hy,
Rishte na hon to dil jalta hy,
Magar aap jaise dost hon to zamana jalta hy.
sindh university

PRINCIPAL :
Agar koi larrka girlz section gaya to 1st time Rs.100 fine hoga oar 2nd time 200 & 3rd time 500 hoga.

STUDENT : Sir koi Monthly pakage nhi hai.
(sindh university)

Ye Sheeshon K Sapnay Ye Dhagon K Rishtay..,
Kisay Hay Khabar K Kahan Toot Jaein..

Mohabbat K Darya Mein Tinkay Wafa K..
Kisay Hay Khabar K Kahan Doob Jaein!

Ye Sheeshon K Sapnay Ye Dhagon K Rishtay..,
Kisay Hay Khabar K Kahan Toot Jaein..

Mohabbat K Darya Mein Tinkay Wafa K..
Kisay Hay Khabar K Kahan Doob Jaein!

O sardar g…!
Ur friend is on Date with ur Wife in park.

Sardar ran towards park & came back saying:
Oye pagal itna chakar lagaya,,
He is not my friend…!!
(sindh university)

Girl 2 techr
ye pyar kya hota ha?

Techr
jb tm bari ho kr achi bachi bnogi to tmy b 1 pyar krny vala mile ga

Grl
Achi na bni to?
Techr
to boht say milay gay..
Sindh University

Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se 1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai??

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"main jaldi sojata" .
Larkana