Latest SMS Messages

1 pathan ne mulvi se kuch pucha
mulvi ne 2 thapar laga dye.
kisi ne pathan se pucha tumne kya bola
Pathan:
Maine sirf pucha
K

14 August ki namaz kahan hogi..
(university of sindh)

Taras gaye tumhare deedar ko.
Dil phir bhi tumhare liye dua karta hai.
Hum se to acha tumhare ghar ka aaina hai.
Jo rooz tumhein dekha karta hai.
(university of sindh)

Barish barsi pani aya

Musharaf ne jab dhol bajaya

Altaf ne jo gana gaya

Nawaz sharif ne nara lagaya

Quaid-e-Azam ne farmaya

Bhago beta Zardari Aaya.
(university of sindh)

Dear Aik bat hamesha yad rakhna k zndgi mei 2 cheezein muqadar walon ko milti hain…

Aik… acha aur mukhlis dost
or
dusra…

'meetha kharbooza'
(university of sindh)

Ek Mohabbat hi nahi dunia mein dard ka sabab Faraz

Suna hay INJECTION lagnay se b buhut dard hota hai 😉
(university of sindh)

'Eid Mubarik'

Hairan na ho abhi mobile charge hay is liye wish kar dia..

Light ka kia pata aglay 1 maheena aaye ya na aaye …..

Doctor & Sardar love same Girl
Sardar gives her Apple everyday.
Girl asks Sardar reason of giving Apple Daily?
Sardar: AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY.;-)
(university of sindh)

1 Potta Dada Sy:

Dada Mn Apni Girl Frnd ko kya Don?

Dada:Wo Dikhny Mn ksi Hy?

Potta:
Bht khobsurat Hai.
Dada:
To Phir Us ko Mera Number De Do.
(university of sindh)

Ye Dunya Bhi Bari Ajeeb Hai,

Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai

0r

Jab Aap Bolte Hain To
Un Ka

Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.;-)
(university of sindh)

1 Pagal:Mujhay Katrina Kaif Ny Shaadi K Liyeh Haan Bool Di Hy

2 Pagal:Dikha Di Na Os Ny Auqaat
Main B Etni Asaani Sy Talaaq Nhi Dene Vala.
(university of sindh)