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Suniye

August 19th, 2009     Funny SMS

Suniye
GEO per khaber aai hai
k
RAMZAN main ZAKHEERA ANDOZI karney waly ko 2 saal Qaid.

Plz Jitny sms tery inbox jama hain jaldi sey foward kar

nahin tey 2 saal Qaid k liye tayyar ho ja

Fatafat ker.

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Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.

August 19th, 2009     Funny SMS

Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.
Sardar
Sardarg
Sardar123
Sardarabc
Koe b nhe mil rha.

Major Rohail: Tum "AKALMAND SARDAR" try kro 100% mil jye ga.

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Teacher: Zimmedari ka Jumla banao.

August 19th, 2009     Funny SMS

Teacher: Zimmedari ka Jumla banao.

Student: Miss aapki Kameez k 3 Buttons hain, jin main se 2 khuly huye hain.

To Saari Zummedari 1 Button pe Hai. 🙂

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Be-khuloos logon se

August 19th, 2009     Funny SMS

Be-khuloos logon se
Ijtinab karna hay

Mujhy apne rishton ka
Ehtisab karna hay

Usay bhool jana hay ya
Usay yaad rakhna hay

Dukh tou ek jesa hay bs
Intikhab krna hay.

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Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki

August 19th, 2009     Funny SMS

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?

Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin…

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Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:

August 19th, 2009     Funny SMS

Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:

Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?

Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.

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I'm Mind Blowing

August 19th, 2009     Funny SMS

I'm Mind Blowing
Keep a special place for me in your Heart,

Not in your Mind.

Keeping me in your mind can be DANGEROUS for you.

Because People Say
I'm Mind Blowing.

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nb mnkvhb fdg hg

August 19th, 2009     New Year SMS

nb mnkvhb fdg hg

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Main Zindagi K Rasty Main Chup Chap Bikhar Jata..

August 18th, 2009     Urdu SMS

Main Zindagi K Rasty Main Chup Chap Bikhar Jata..
Agar Ik Roz Apni Tanhai Se Dar Jata..
Kal Samny Manzil Thi Aur Peechy Uski Awaz..
Rukta To Safr Jata…
Chalta To Bichar Jata…

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Main To Bik Jata Tery Naam Pe Yousaf Ki Tarha &quo

August 18th, 2009     Urdu SMS

Main To Bik Jata Tery Naam Pe Yousaf Ki Tarha "MOHSIN"

Tu Kabhi Kharidar To Ban K A Misar K Bazar Main…..

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