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dil ka dard dil tornye wala kya janye pyar k rasmon riwajon ko ye zmana kya janye hoti hai kitne taklif kbar me upar se phol rakhnyein wala kya janye

mein isi khayal se aaj tak ose dil ki baat na keh saka,…
k wo rango gham se hai be khabarkahin muskra k na taal de..

hi yaar nanu ajj mobile zarur bana dena please yaar. Noman

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied: When this 70 year old bastard told me that he has saved a lot from last 50 years.

"I thought It was MONEY

Major Rohail: Why are you pregnant.

Bubbli: It's a college project about "Miracles of life".

Major Rohail: Who's the Father of this kid?

Bubbli: I Don't know it was a group project

Teacher: Zimmedari ka Jumla banao.

Student: Miss aapki Kameez k 3 Buttons hain, jin main se 2 khuly huye hain.

To Saari Zummedari 1 Button pe Hai. 🙂

Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.
Sardar
Sardarg
Sardar123
Sardarabc
Koe b nhe mil rha.

Major Rohail: Tum "AKALMAND SARDAR" try kro 100% mil jye ga.

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?

Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin…

Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:

Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?

Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai

PROBABLY A TRUE ONE One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer