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Sardar: Bhai apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital Ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja rahe ho?Faraz: Kyun key pizza hut mein "Delivery Free" hai.

Nice dost"hath" aur"ankh"ki tarha hotey hain.Jab "hath"ko taqleef hoti hai to"ankh" roti hai.aur jab "ankh"roti hai to "hath"ansoo poonchta hai.

Mohabat to barish hai,Jise……chhone ki khawahish mein,Hathelianto geeli ho jati hain,magar,"Hath''hameshakhali hi rahte hain..

Zamin ne asman se kaha,Suraj ne jahan se kaha,Chand ne rat se kaha,OR…Maine apse kaha, .*""*.*""*.* I MISS * "*. You .*" "*.*

Wafa kidastan-e-ghamchalo tm ko sunatay hainJo DIL pr dagh hain apnysabhi tm ko dikhaty hainSuno neendain nahi aatink DIL betaab rhta haiKabhi titli k kachay rung kabhi jugnu satatay hainSuno jb sham hoti ha andheron sy khafa ho kr teri yadon k mander ma

Kuch bikhre sapno se ankho me nami hai,Ek chota sa asman or umeedo ki zameen hai,Yun to zndgi me sb kch hai magar,Wo dost jo door betha hai uski kami hai

Wafa kidastan-e-ghamchalo tm ko sunatay hainJo DIL pr dagh hain apnysabhi tm ko dikhaty hainSuno neendain nahi aatink DIL betaab rhta haiKabhi titli k kachay rung kabhi jugnu satatay hainSuno jb sham hoti ha andheron sy khafa ho kr teri yadon k mander ma

BHEGAY HONT TERAY,PYASA DIL MERA,LAGAY ABR SA MJY TN TERA,KBI MERAY SATH KOI RAT GZAR,TJY SUBAH TK MEIN KRON PYAR.SANSEIN ANCH TERI,TN AG TERA,CHEENAY NEEND MERI,LOUTAY CHAIN MERA,KALA JADO KREIN,LAMBAY BAAL TERAY,ANKHEIN JHEEL TERI,HONT LAAL TERAY,KBI ME

Pata hai jab Aap Ghar se Nikalte Ho toLarkiyan Aapko Hasrat se dekhti hainAahain Bharti hainOr Sochti hainYe Salman kaDost hai na?Kaash Hum B Hotin…!

Nice dost"hath" aur"ankh"ki tarha hotey hain.Jab "hath"ko taqleef hoti hai to"ankh" roti hai.aur jab "ankh"roti hai to "hath"ansoo poonchta hai.