Latest SMS Messages

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows

I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass."

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

il y

allah says:if u never feltpain,or experienced problem,how would u know i am a heler?
if u never made a mistake,how woud u know i forgive?"
if u were never hurt,how would u know i can comfortu?"
if ur life was perfet,why would u need me?

My hands never pain when typing message for you,
But my heat always pain when there is no reply from you.

tanha hud ko kabhi honay mat dena,aankhon ko kabhi roney mt dena,bohat khas ho tm mere lye,iss khayal ko kabhi apne se juda honay mat dena………

rle; srpo;fk

hi i love you shaista…..

PATHAN ; kal hum ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ganta packge pe apni girlfriend se bat kya,

dost; wo Q?

Pathan; humko MOLVI ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai;-)