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jub tera hukam mila tarq y mohabat kr di
August 30th, 2009 
jub tera hukam mila tarq y mohabat kr di
dil es pe wo dharka k qiamat kr di
mujko to dushman k erado pe bi pyar ata hy
teri chahat ny ulfat meri aadat kr di
husband:main tang a gaya hoon , tum hamesha mera g
husband:main tang a gaya hoon , tum hamesha mera ghar , meri car mera mera karti rehti ho , khabhi hamara bhi kha diya karu , aur ab yay almari main kiya dood rahi ho .
wife: hamara dupatta
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them ur age…
A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a
A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bes
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crow
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents