Latest SMS Messages

govt:school k bachay kisi ko ghaseet kar le ja rahe thy.Rastay mai aik bazurg ne kaha:bacho larkay ko choro ye khud school aye ga.Bachay zor se bolay:baba g ye shagird nahi hamara ustad hai,roz school se bhag jata hai.

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

Pathan: khuda ka lakh lakh shukar hai k Pakistan 13 August ko Azad nai hua.
Dost ( Heran hote hue)Q?
Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kesay manatay.

hi hr u im fine what r u doing now.

College ki gali mai ajeeb khel hota hai Class k bahane dilon ka mail hota hai Notes ki jagah I LOVE U sale hota hai Is liye to ZABI har saal fail hota hai.

eid mubarak ho

Ek pathan ko gadhay nay laat mari usy gussa aa gaya wo utha aur gadhay ko 2-3 laten mar kar bola: "tou kya samajta hai mai tujhse kum ho.

Iqbal tery dees ka kya haal sunnaun,

Bebaqi_o_haq goi sy gabrata hai momin,

Makkari_o_robahi py itrata hai momin,

Jis rizq sy parwaz main kotahi ka dar ho,

Woh rizq bary shoq se khata hai momin,

Kirdar ka, guftar ka, aam

ha ji kia haal hai

missing you jaan