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TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?

October 31st, 2009     Funny SMS

TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?

Main naha rha hon

Tum naha rhe ho

Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.

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TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?

October 31st, 2009     Funny SMS

TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?

Main naha rha hon

Tum naha rhe ho

Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.

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After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy sudde

October 31st, 2009     Funny SMS

After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.

Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?

Boy

DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)

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Find ur Japanese Name:

October 31st, 2009     Funny SMS

Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..

A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
S=ari<

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If

October 31st, 2009     Funny SMS

If
You
Even
Dream
Of
Defeating Or Beating
Me …
You
Better
Wake Up
n
Apologize ..

I'll Forgive … Coz
M Humble Na … 😉

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SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.

October 31st, 2009     Funny SMS

SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.

In The End,

He does not die, But

Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and

Titanic on the other hand. 🙂
0300-2711588

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Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.

October 31st, 2009     Funny SMS

Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.

Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->

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Everything is

October 31st, 2009     Funny SMS

Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"… ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->
0300-2711588

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1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

October 31st, 2009     Funny SMS

1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:

Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
0300 2711 588

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Arz kia hy…

October 31st, 2009     Funny SMS

Arz kia hy…

AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE …

AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE …

Wah.. Wah..
.
.
.
.
.
.

AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE… ;->

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