Latest SMS Messages

5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
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Still 5 left..

Moral:
There's a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:

A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

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Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.

Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P 😉

Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!

Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen

Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?

Doctor:
Jab mein aaon… =P ;->

Beautiful Girls Don't Like to Study Because….

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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.

Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. 🙂

Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
funny and amazing replies.
But reply me first.

Lagaan Remix 2020
Climax Scene:

1 ball 24 runs needed.

Bowler bowls

Aamir hits

Ball splits into 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6's

Aamir Wins…

MIND IT ;->

December ki sard hawaoo
Us se milo to kehna
K aaj bhe
Us ki yaad
Kisi k dil main
Mustaqil
Khaima zan hay
Koi aaj bhe usay
Uthtay,bethtay,sotay,jagtay,
Hanstay,rotay
Yaad karta hay

December ki sard hawaoo
Us

yeh jo zeest ka safar he
ye jo rasta he mera

tum agar na saath do ge
to yeh kis tarah katte ga

meri soch ki hadun tak
ye gumaan kese aae

koi pal binaa tumhaare
bhala kesebeet jaae

mere pass tum nahi ho
mere p