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Lati Hy

December 5th, 2009     Funny SMS

Lati Hy
"Mohabbat"
Judaai Main Rung

16 Da
"Haleeb"
Tey 12 Da
"Tarang" … ;->

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Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k

December 5th, 2009     Funny SMS

Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata

Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata

Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga

Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata … ;->

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tum ko dekha tu ye khiyal aaya.

December 5th, 2009     Funny SMS

tum ko dekha tu ye khiyal aaya.
tum ko dekha tu ye khiyal aaya.

bekar mai apna petrol zaya karaya.

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Ye Jo Muhabbat hai ye us ka hai kaam.

December 5th, 2009     Funny SMS

Ye Jo Muhabbat hai ye us ka hai kaam.
PaPa k paisay udaay aai na koi kaam.
aesay he tu hain aaj kal k hum nojawan.

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1pagal 2nd Se

December 5th, 2009     Funny SMS

1pagal 2nd Se
Hath Ma Cigrete Daba K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma Kia Ha?
2pagal:
Train.
1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Tmare Hath Ma Se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->

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A Fact About Women:

December 5th, 2009     Funny SMS

A Fact About Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband's Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can't See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car 😀

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Cho0se one number;

December 5th, 2009     Funny SMS

Cho0se one number;

10

20

30

40

50

60

70

80

90

100

Then
i will tell you
Nothing
Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga … ;->

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"SamEeR" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

December 5th, 2009     Funny SMS

"SamEeR" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!

Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..

Dont Delete dis iz real,

1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal g

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Facts Abt Me:

December 5th, 2009     Funny SMS

Facts Abt Me:

Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2
Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me
When I Threw An Apple On Newton He Knew Abt Gravity

0300 2711 588

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My Girlfriend Suggested

December 5th, 2009     Funny SMS

My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It's Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong …" ;->

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