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Allah ko 3 kaam sab se zaida passand hai
1.us ki tareef karna
2.Us se Astagfar karna
3.Nabi S.A.W.W pe Darood Pak bhejna

Ahmad(khybermdn@yahoo.com)

****Golden word*****
'Zarorat torr deti hai Gharor o behnazi ko"
Na hoti koi Majbori
to her banda
Khuda hota
(Alama iqbal)

"KAABA"Kitna Khush Qismat hai
k yeh Allah Ka ghar hai.
Lakin is mein ALLAH nai Rehta
Momin "KAABA" se b zaida khus Qismat hai Jis k Dil mein ALLAH REHTA HAI.
Ahmad(khybermdn@yahoo.com)

Grammar teacher: Pappu larkion se baat nahi karta.
es sentense me pappu kia hai??
Student; Sir, pappu chutia hai..

Aik shakhs hospital me ro raha tha…

sardar: ro q rahe ho?
Admi: blood test karana hai ungly katni pare gi.

ye sun k sardar b ro para.
Admi ne pocha; tum q ro rahe ho?

Sardar: May ne peshab test karane hai………

Judge; kia ap wo jaga bata sakte ho jahan ap ki bv k sath rape hua tha?
Sardar ne apni bv ki sarhi uthain underware neechay kia aur bola,
.
ETHAY MY LORD ETHAY…

hello

Man runs home and shouts:
"Pack your Bag Honey!
I just won 10 million dollars in the lottary."

Wife: "Do I pack for the Beach or the Resort?"

Man: Who Cares Just Pack and Get Lost…

AjeeB tarah ki judai hai yeh key main is baar

sakooN main hooN buhat Be-qarar ho kar bhe. . . . .!

Ham tu uski rooh k talabgar Hai..
"WASI"
Warna
Yahan tu lakhon Jism bikte hai Chand rUpon ki khatir…