Latest SMS Messages

Man To Pathan:
Why r U Throwing
Bricks Into The Water ???

Pathan:
Em Trying To Solve A Mystery
The Bricks r
"RECTANGULAR"
And
The Waves r
"CIRCULAR" … ;->

A Wedding

Is Just Like

A Funeral

Except That

You Get To

Smell Your

Own Flowers …

How Can A Father

Make His Daughter

Walk On The Street

Looking Down The Earth??

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Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st.

081209

Guess What is This?

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! 🙂

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.

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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.

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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. 😛

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Tip Of The Day:

Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.

Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada…

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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. 🙂

Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-

Aaj bhi wesa hi mausam he
Aaj bhi wese hi baadaL hain
Aaj bhi wesi hi baarish he

Jab pehli baar miley they yaad he !!

Humney soocha tha
humko milta dekh keh mausam

itna khush he, itna khush hey keh

uski aankhain bheeg

Laut aaney ka mausam yaad rakhna

in aankh0n ne kaha jaa0,,

mager in main chhupi gehri udaasi keh rahi thi

dori0n ka,
Qurb ka,
miLne bichherrne ka

agerchey koi mausam nahi hota.

Mager ,,

Baadaam k pairr0n peh