Latest SMS Messages

A woman met a man
Walking along the streets
Wearing only one shoe.
"Just Lost A Shoe?" She asked
He answered:
"Nope, Just Found One" 😉

NEWS

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MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA hy..
12 sMs Moke pEr jAnbAhAk,
25 ShAdEEd ZAkhMi,
50 sMs LA pAtA,
Or..
8 sMs nE INboX mE dAm tOr diA.. =P ;->

Judge mulzim se:kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha?
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Mulzim:janab 2 dafa koshsh kr chuka hn magar slakhen bht moti thi me kamyab nai ho ska:-D

Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy
Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy,

Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan Achay Dhultay hain:-)

hi

tuu mujhe itne pyaar se mat dekh
terii palako.n ne narm saaye me.n
dhuup bhii chaa.Ndanii sii lagatii hai
aur mujhe kitanii duur jaanaa hai
ret hai garm, paa.Nv ke chhaale
yuu.N damakate hai.n jaise angaare
pyaar kii ye nazar rahe, na ra

Hawa Ka Koi Jhonka
Mujhe Chhoo Kar Guzarta hai
Kahin Aahat si hoti hai
koi patta jo girta hai
mujhe mehsus hota hai
woh mere paas ho jaise…………… ..

Na shikayaten na gila kare
koi aisa shakhs hua kare
jo mere liye hi saja kare
mujh hi se baten kiya kare
kabhi roye jaye woh bepanah
kabhi betahasha udaas ho
kabhi chupke chupke dabe qadam
mere pichhe aa kar hansa kare
meri qurbate

chaloo khain door chalty hain…
jaha sirf hum aur tum hooo..
jaha koi gum na huwa karry..
sapnoo ka jaha basa karry
chaloo aisi jagah chalty hain..
jaha per pyar rehta hooo
jaha ehsaas zinda hoo..
jaha tery mery jazbat huwa karry

Muhabbat ke saaGar chhalakane lage hain,

Wo dil ban ke dil me dhaRakane lage hain..

Ye kaisii Wafaaon kii ritu aa gaii hai,

Khayaalon me ek beKhudii chhaa gaii hai,

Kadam zindagii ke bahakane lage hain..