Latest SMS Messages

I always pray 4u that.

May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny

May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do

"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"

(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man'na nahi =P 😉

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola

"khair Mubarak" ;p : )

pak

Aafiyat Ko Bhol Betha, Fikr e Dunya k Aewaz
Maut Ka Hamla Achanak, Bekhabr Kesa Laga?

Hanste Hanste Tu Ne Dunya Men Guzar Di Zindgi
Ab Naya Zair e Zamin Yeh Tang Ghar Kesa Laga?

Dafan Kar k Qabar Men Sub Berukhi Se Chal Diye
Jis Se

wafa ki akhari hadon ko sar kar jana
zindghi gham hi sahi hans k basar kar jana
unchey mahal basaney se kahin behtar hai
kisi k dil mein chota sa ghar kar jana

Khayal Aata Hai Tu Kho Jate Hain !! Dil Mein Dard Ho Tu Ro Jate Hain !! Neend Waise Tu Nahi Aati Humain !! Khawabon Mein Tum aao Gey Yehi soch Kar So Jate Hain !!

aslam u alacuim
how r u .i m f9 but .i miss u v much

ye sard shamain ye zard pattay
ye mereqadmon main larkharahat

guzarti saa'at k in palon main
main jis ki chahat ko khojta hoon

wo ja chuka hay meheeno pehlay
tapish thi jis ki lahoo main mere

wo is december main ruk gaye