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Fact …

A Lot Of Fellows
Now A Dayz Have

B . A,
B . B . A,
M . B . A,
B . E,
B . S,
Or
P h . D

Unfortunately

They Don' Have A
J . O . B … ;->

A Public Service Message For U

"Biryani Khaiye

Qabal Is K

Aap Ki Biryani Khai Jaye …"

Message Brought To You By

"STUDENT BIRYANI" ;->

Ye Sang-e-Mar Mar Sa
Tarasha Gora Badan

Boond Boond Pighalta
Shabab

Honto'n Se Laga K Dkho
Kashish Kesi Hy

Kambakht Ye
"VANILA ICE CREAM"
Cheez Hi Aisi Hy .. ;->

hi,hw r u?BEST OF LUCK FOR EXAM

Khamosh Palko'n Se Jb Aansu Bikhr Jate Hyn

Aap Kya Jano Aap Ktne Yaad Aate Hyn

Abhi Bhi Usi Mor Pe Kharey Hyn

Jahan Aap Ne Kaha Tehro

Hum Samosey Le Kr Aate Hyn .. ;->

There Are
3 Kinds Of Men
Who Do Not Understand
Women …

1 – Young

2 – Old

And

3 – Middle Aged … ;->

The Company Of
Gud Ppl Is Like The Shop
Of Perfume
Wethr U Have Bought
Or Not
U'll Receive A Lot Of Gud
Fragnance

So Dun Lose Me … ;->

FuNnY fAcT …

ThE pEoPlE

WhO wAnT qUiEt

ArE aLwAyZ

ThE lOuDeSt

GeTtInG

eVeRyOnE eLsE tO

sHuT uP …

IsN't It … ;->

hello gee

pathan ki flight mein tabyat kharab ho ghi to air hostess ney pocha:-
are you suffering from fever?
pathan:- No, i'm Gul Khan from Karachi 2 peshawar