Latest SMS Messages

The SMS Of The Year 2009:

Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.

Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. 🙂

Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:
Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?

Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. 🙂

Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,

Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!

If YOU
Love
Someone
Just
Dont't
Tell

B'coz
Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor…
wo kyon sazaa bhugte

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pathan gando hai,

pathan kamina hai,

pathan nalaik hai,

par jo bhi hai pathan sms me famous hai…

pathan gando hai,

pathan kamina hai,

pathan nalaik hai,

par jo bhi hai pathan sms me famous hai…

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

love

hell