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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to

December 27th, 2009     Funny SMS

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

QUETTA PRINCESS

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1 chor police se chuptay huwa 1 toti hui qabar mei

December 27th, 2009     Flirt SMS

1 chor police se chuptay huwa 1 toti hui qabar mein chup gaya
aur police sa bach gaya waheen kuch pathan ja rahay tha unho na socha shayad log mayyat per mitti dalna bhool gaya hain to pathano na foran mitti dalna shuroo kardi
CHOR BOLA
"BAC

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I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my ro

December 27th, 2009     Funny SMS

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

QUETTA PRINCESS

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Ali ka ulfat ka taj rakhtay hain

December 27th, 2009     Flirt SMS

Ali ka ulfat ka taj rakhtay hain
Her Marz ka ilaj rakhtay hain
hum ko kia dar bhala yazeeyat sa
hum "Hussaini" hain or "hussaini"mizaj rakhtay hain.

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He came at night,

December 27th, 2009     Funny SMS

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

QUETTA PRINCESS

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December 27th, 2009     Funny SMS

Press down……down
more……ok……more……yes……ahh…….yes……almost
there……yeah……oh shit……harder……so good! Yeah, that's textual
intercourse!

QUETTA PRINCESS

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Love Is When

December 27th, 2009     Love SMS

Love Is When
You're in love with
someone,
You've no need to say
"good-bye", because
You're always in Each
Others Heart …
Staying Forever There .. 🙂

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"Think twice before leaving a

December 27th, 2009     Love SMS

"Think twice before leaving a
space in someones heart,
because its difficult to realize the pain
when you see someone else filling your space"

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Each drop of a tear is costly

December 27th, 2009     Love SMS

Each drop of a tear is costly

than anything in world!

But,

no one knows its value

until they have it

in their own eyes for someone!

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Not every bird

December 27th, 2009     Love SMS

Not every bird
dances,
but
peacock does..

Not evry flower
represnts LOVE,
but
Rose does..

Not evry person
reaches till d HEART,
but
u do..

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