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Shahadat K Waqt Bhi Chorri Nahi Namaz,,,

Aey Maot Tu Bhi Dekh Ley Ibadt HUSSAIN a.s Ki…

V e r y
T r u e …

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly … =P 😉

Intelligent ho??, to jawab do.

God, Mother, One, Ball.

In 4 alfaaz ko aysy milay k pakistan ki mash-hor shakhsiat ka naam bnay?

for answer: 0300 2711 588

Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.

Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. 🙂

Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun …
…..JAn|xXx…..

Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar
Gold Leaf To
Pila… =P ;->

i miss u realy.plz come back

1 bacha Train sa khel raha tha or keh raha tha:
"jis kutty ko charhna hai chrh jae aur jis kaminy ko utarna hai utar jae"
ye dekh kr us k bap na train la kr rakh di or kaha galian nahin nikltay kuch der bad dekha k bcha khamosh betha hai t

~~Taptay huay sehra say jo bin barsay guzar jaye "waqas"
~~Aisi bhi na maghroor koi sawan ki ghata ho…?

“jab barish ho to bahir betha karo,
tumhari qismet khul jaye gi .
kismet na badli to kya hua.
kam sa kam…
SHAKAL to dhul jaye gi..

be-faiz rafaqat main samar kis k liye tha,
jab dhoop thee qismat main to shajar kis k liye tha,
yon sham ki dahshat say sardast-e-erada rukna tha to sara safar kis k liye tha.