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Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati

January 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)

(Bolo Hote na)

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January 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

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Remember

Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)

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A man jumped into the sea n never came out.

January 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!

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Boy:

January 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai…

Girl: Aagay?

Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha

"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"… =P ;->

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Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se &quot;pAppu&qu

January 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali Se "pAppu"
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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Sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya… ;->

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&quot;Think&quot;

January 13th, 2010     Funny SMS

"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?

Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na … =P ;->

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Hi Buddy how ar you

January 13th, 2010     Good Night SMS

Hi Buddy how ar you

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salam how r u Bed ki tayari ho rahi hai keh nahi a

January 13th, 2010     Good Morning SMS

salam how r u Bed ki tayari ho rahi hai keh nahi aur pay ka kia bana mili keh nahi

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unhey jo khud par itna nazz hey to kuch ghalat bhi

January 13th, 2010     Love SMS

unhey jo khud par itna nazz hey to kuch ghalat bhi nahi "faraz"

k jisey hum chahey wo kiyo na khud pey naaz kare……!

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apna bana kar juda hogaye

January 13th, 2010     Urdu SMS

apna bana kar juda hogaye
na socha na samjha khafa hogaye
dunia me ab hum kisko apna kahin
tum bhi sab ki tarha bewafa hogaye

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