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AOA DEAR

Tu B kise ka pyar na paye Khuda karain,

Tujh ko tira naseeb rulaye khuda karain,

Why are the Egyptian Children confused??????
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Their Daddy dies n becomes Mummy…

why did the grandma tie roller skates to her rocking chair….?

bcoz she wanted to rock and roll…!

AgAr " Mahima choudhry" lAdka hOti to uSka naam kya hota?????

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not getting
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its "Baaphibaap choudhry"

Meri Prem Kahani ka ajeeb ending tha…Izhare_muhabat by SMS kia thaa..Us ki shadi ho gai and Sms abhi tak pending tha…

wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?

A sArdar's deAdbOdy wAs fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOArd

& He wAs declAred tHe w|nnEr oF lAst yeAr's hidE & seEk chAmpiNnship!

Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?
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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion

pAtA hAi kiA…

chAlO rEhnAy dO….bAchu kO btAnAy wAli bAat nAhi hAi…

1 ch0te bache ne darwaza kh0la aur apni behen k BOY FRND k0 dekh kar masumiat se b0la:
Aap r0z baji se milne aajate hai, Kia apki apni baji nai hai 😉