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Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?

Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi

pathan with female anchor? baat samajh nahi aaayeee …
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– so.. you say you are you and you will be you and no body can take you away from you – NonSense

Cnfidence of Malika Sharawat:
Darzi k pas gai aur aik romal nikal kar boli kapray C do
Confidence of darzi:
Baji kapra bachay tou kia karna hai

Emran Hashmi On Cosmetic Shop : 1 Lipstick dena

Shopkeeper : Kon sa colour??

Emran Hasmi : Bhai colour ko choro Taste acha hona chahye

??/?love is

We are becoming lesser by the day
Our communication – Wireless
Our dress – Topless
Our telephone – Cordless
Our cooking – Fireless
Our youth – Jobless
Our food – Fatless
Our labour – Effortless
Our conduct – Worthless
Our relati

Girlfriend aur Police mein kya baat Common hai??

Socho! Socho!

Aur Socho!

Dono hi paisey kha kar chor dete hein.

eacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho?

Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay.

Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye?

Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass.

Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakein

Tamam dawain bacho ki pohonch se door rakhein

Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karein

Tabiyat ziyada kharab ho to Doctor se ruju karein

Hamari Chahat ka kuch to khayal karein

Dawai achi

Pathan english k paper me fail hogia due to following translations:
1-Me aam admi nhi hoon.
I m not a mango man
2-Muje b english ati hy.
English comes to me also
3-Do aur do brabar char.
Give and give equal to four
4-Mera taulik Hari