Latest SMS Messages
Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaj
Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai…
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"
pathan to shopkeeper:
pathan to shopkeeper:
"Easy Load he?"
shopkeeper:ji han janab,
pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo….
If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
&
Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey
When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As S
When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend
&
Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache …
If U're Not Using Your Smile
If U're Not Using Your Smile
U're Like Man With A
Million Dollars In the Bank
And
No
Check Book
Plz Ignore Mat Kerna. 0300-2711588
Plz Ignore Mat Kerna. 0300-2711588
Ye No:100 Khobsurt Or Cute Girls Ko Send Kero
Inshallah Apko 10 Din K Andar 1 Achi
Or
Khobsurt Bhabhi Milay Gi Pakka.
Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Mai
Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya
Kuch Ban Gaya …
Tere Mulk Main Kia Bana … ???
Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye …
Larki [Memon Larke Se] Aaj Mujhe Kisi Bhat Hii Exp
Larki [Memon Larke Se] Aaj Mujhe Kisi Bhat Hii Expensive Jaga Ghuma Lao ….
Memon Us Ko Petrol Pump Ghuma K Le Aaya … ;->
Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A
Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky
Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?
Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another W
Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.
Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You… ;->