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Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaj

January 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai…
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"

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pathan to shopkeeper:

January 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

pathan to shopkeeper:
"Easy Load he?"
shopkeeper:ji han janab,

pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo….

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If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most

January 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
&
Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey

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When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As S

January 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

When Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend

&

Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache …

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If U're Not Using Your Smile

January 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

If U're Not Using Your Smile

U're Like Man With A

Million Dollars In the Bank

And

No

Check Book

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Plz Ignore Mat Kerna. 0300-2711588

January 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

Plz Ignore Mat Kerna. 0300-2711588

Ye No:100 Khobsurt Or Cute Girls Ko Send Kero

Inshallah Apko 10 Din K Andar 1 Achi

Or

Khobsurt Bhabhi Milay Gi Pakka.

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Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Mai

January 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya
Kuch Ban Gaya …
Tere Mulk Main Kia Bana … ???

Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye …

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Larki [Memon Larke Se] Aaj Mujhe Kisi Bhat Hii Exp

January 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

Larki [Memon Larke Se] Aaj Mujhe Kisi Bhat Hii Expensive Jaga Ghuma Lao ….

Memon Us Ko Petrol Pump Ghuma K Le Aaya … ;->

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Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A

January 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky

Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?

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Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another W

January 19th, 2010     Funny SMS

Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You… ;->

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