Latest SMS Messages

T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don't question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You'll b answered
everytime,
"You just don't
understand" ;->

The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is

[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->

Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?

Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !

Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai'n Phaar
De ga … ;->

Heights Of Professional Respect..

A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..

Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..

B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->

Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem Kya Ha?

Hr MAA k0 ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD'Loking larKa

uFf

Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->

How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . .

Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat

In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,

This Time Naseebo Lal
Will Sing Battle Songs Like:

'Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano

'Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo'.

1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha

Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.

Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.

What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?

A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! 🙂